In this episode, my son Ramone takes over as host, kicking off a debate about a nine-on-nine baseball matchup—him versus me—which quickly expands to hockey, basketball, and ultimate frisbee, with plenty of smack talk. We reminisce about past family debates on “clone matchups” before shifting to teenage drama, as Ramone shares how a joke about blondes in Idaho escalated into an unexpected relationship crisis. We reflect on the unpredictability of teenage relationships before the episode wraps up with Ramone abruptly ending things for an urgent bathroom break, closing out another fun and chaotic father-son conversation.